WE ATE NEW ADVENTURERS FOR SOME TIME BEFORE THE ERUPTION OF RED MOUNTAIN. THEN WE CAME BACK AND ATE ARGONIANS AND JIUB’S ROASTED CORPSE. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

MJOLL IS A HORRIBLE HYPOCRITICAL HARLOT WHO HURTS THE HEART OF HER HELPFUL FRIEND.

I SAW HER KILL A DUNMERI WOMAN OVER A BOOK THE DRAGONBORN DROPPED, SKREE! MJOLL WILL DIE LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU.

YOU ARE JUST JE- … WAIT. YOU REALLY THINK THAT, MEATBAG? YOU ARE OKAY, MEATBAG. MAYBE I WILL BRING YOU SOME ROAST ADVENTURER SOMETIME.

EXCUSE ME, SKREE? I AM NOT A BUTTOCKS. THE ONLY BUTTOCKS WORTH MENTIONING HAS SADLY PASSED ON, BUT IT WATCHES OVER US AS WE SPEAK.

IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THE CLOUDS HAVE BEEN SMELLING RANCID LATELY.

I AM SAYING THAT EVEN IF I DID, I WOULD NOT TELL A MEATBAG.

HA HA, MEATBAG. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUPERIORITY TO YOU.

THIS IS ONE THING I CAN AGREE ON, MEATBAG.

YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW HOW, MEATBAG. THEN YOU WOULD USE THAT INFORMATION AGAINST US, AND WE CAN’T HAVE THAT NOW, CAN WE, SKREE?

HIS SOLUTION WAS MERELY TEMPORARY, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE.

[[ OH HEY! This is my 200th post here! :D

We should party. … Or not. ]]

OF COURSE I AM, LOOK AT MY SUPERIOR BODY.